I was a very happy person.
My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
was only one little thing bothering me .. It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
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Lo and behold, my entire future family
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